Xu: “It’s like if a cruise missle hit your house. Maybe that’s not the best analogy to use.”

Katy and Ginnie came up to me about my column (which I don’t know if will ever actually get done… I might just say screw it), and I was explaining how it might be amusing to detail events concerning interpersonal conflicts, meaning high school drama and pettiness. And Katy goes, “Well, I don’t know if those would be interracial conflicts…” And Ginnie and I said at the same time, “InterPERSONAL conflicts.”